Jesus…

I did not write this but I thought those with a sense of humor might enjoy this one…

Written by: Dr. Kris Rizzotto

DIRECTOR OF MUSIC at Lake of the Isles Lutheran Church

Studied at The University of Oklahoma

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn’t get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

• He was at peace with nature
• He ate a lot of fish
• He talked about the Great Spirit
  
  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
• He never got married
• He was always telling stories
• He loved green pastures
  
  But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Mexican:
• He treated his mama like she was a saint
• He always wore llantas and a serape
• He was a carpenter who could fix anything
  
  But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
• He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food
• He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
• And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Carry On… Mm